Lemmie see ya invitation, bitchez!

Posts : 51 Join date : 2010-09-19 Location : Trenton

YO, MUTHAFUCKAS, WUZ UP!? Welcome to MY fuckin' BANGIN' nightclub~
YEAH, MINE!!
It's totally exclusive and totally AMAZING, yo.
This is the best place to flaunt ya stuff, show off ya moves, and maybe find some hottie to have some fun wit'~
Ya can party or ya can chill, it's all good~ Just have fun, yo-
OH, and by the way, when I say EXCLUSIVE, I mean it. Ya got an invite, right? NO?
Then get da FUCK out my sight, bitch!
Or, hey~ If ya think ya can win me over and grab yoself a pass, go for it! PM me and MAYBE ya can persuade me to let ya in~

~NJ~
:heart:

Subject: Re: Lemmie see ya invitation, bitchez! Wed Nov 17, 2010 4:55 pm

-skips into Nightclub with chocolate bar-
Is anyone in h-....
BIRDIES. C:>
-feeds seagulls chocolate bar-
Aww! These birdies are so cuteee! >u<

Posts : 51 Join date : 2010-09-19 Location : Trenton

YO!! PA! WHAT DUH FUCK YA DOIN, MAN?!?! GET WAY FROM THOSE DEMONS!!! ...dammit =n=

Subject: Re: Lemmie see ya invitation, bitchez! Wed Nov 17, 2010 9:06 pm

Oh hi Jersey! You have really cute birdies! -feeds them the rest of the chocolate bar- -walks over to Jersey- How come you I don't have any of those kinda birdies? -pats head with chocolate covered hands- Your hair is pretty and bright...ouo

Posts : 51 Join date : 2010-09-19 Location : Trenton

SDJGHLJKDGHJ!!! GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY HAIR! IT TOOK ME FOREVER TO GET IT PERFECT!*/hairlookslikeshitPFT*
=n= you don't have those fuckin whore demon thieves because you don't have an OCEAN, Penny. You share a river with me and you invade my house way too much...but since you bring all that chocolate I guess it's cool... BUT THAT'S NOT THE POINT. YOU DON'T HAVE AN OCEAN. YOU'RE LUCKY YOU DON'T HAVE TO DEAL WITH THIS BITCHES SNATCHING EVERYTHING OUT OF YOUR HANDS WHENEVER YOU TRY TO EAT.
Feed them chocolate all you want, it'll kill them <3

((omg YOU'RE GOING TO GET THROWN INTO THE DELAWARE BAY ;A; ....wait...those are Jersey's shorts...WAT... Well, might as well visit Cape May while you're down there~ eue))

Subject: Re: Lemmie see ya invitation, bitchez! Wed Nov 17, 2010 9:47 pm

-pets hair- But it's all shiny and bright...-pokes green barrette-
I-...I ALSO HAVE A LAKE.actually it's right near me... I...I should get them too...
I CAN REALLY KEEP FEEDING THEM!? OUO -hugs seagull and feeds it chocolate- It's so cuteeeee! >u<
Do you know if they like ketchup? .u.

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